I May Not Talk
To A Lot Of Girls But Me Holding The Door For
Them Is Going To Lead Somewhere
by Brendan Smith
Listen, I'm
not to best when it comes to approaching women. I
don't usually talk to them or flirt and I never
really make a move. But there's not one person on
this campus who holds the door for them
as much as I do.
There's no
more chivalrous act than waiting a couple seconds
while you hold that door open and when
I do it, I can see in their eyes that they want
me. Sure, some may go after the athletic or the
smart or the funny types but there's going to be
someday down the road where they have to open
their own door, that's the moment when they
long for more.
Have any of
the girls I've held the door for
actually slept with me yet? No. But it's a long
game and its going to pay off. I'm confident. I
can imagine it now, all the girls talking about
the guys they like. Then one says "You the
type of guy I really want inside me? Someone who
takes care of all my door opening needs".
Then all the girls start talking about times guys
held doors for them and they'll realize that
I'm the best at in the entire college.
When you hold
a door for a girl, you're sending a
message that you'll take care of her. And by
walking through said door, she's tell you
that she understands. So when I get home from
break and my friends ask me if there's any girl I'm
likely to end up with, I'm going to tell them
flat out. I haven't talked to any girls, I look
away when they pass by and the idea of flirting
terrifies me. But there was one girl who walked
behind me and I held about 5 different doors
open for her. So you do the math.
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