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For Your Protection
by Alex Andy Phuong

Sometimes people forget that human beings are animals.
Specifically, people are mammals.
Reproduction is essential for the continuation of any species on Earth.
All lives begin at birth.
Nevertheless, people must also learn to control their desires.
Otherwise they might suffer, and feel as if they are on fire.
Finally, there is no such thing as “accidentally becoming pregnant,” nor is there such a thing as, “accidentally getting a woman pregnant.”
There just isn’t.
Thank you for reading this cautionary work of short humour written for your own protection!