Daily
Affirmations For Dogs
(Muttfulness
Meditation)
by Ash Jurberg
1. Today is
the day I will catch that tail.
2. I am a good boy. I am the best boy. There is
no boy better than me.
3. I am in a safe place. I will not bark at the
mirror. Even though that dog kind of looks like
me.
4. I am conquering my desire to eat my own poo; I
am defeating it steadily each day.
5. I will not rollover. I may sit though. And
stay.
6. I accept my emotions. My tail will wag to
express all of them.
7. I will give my genitals the care and the
attention that they deserve.
8. I will go on a walk! I will go on a walk! I
will go on a walk!
9. I control the leash. The leash does not
control me.
10. I have the patience required to find the
perfect place to poop.
11. I am grateful to have people in my life who
let me lick their face. Especially if I fail
affirmation four.
12. I can chase the ball forever. Try me.
13. I accept my desire to smell butts. And I am
OK with it.
14. I will respect the humans desire not to have
their leg humped.
15. I am superior to the cat. Despite what the
cat thinks. Or how she behaves.
16. I forgive those who have harmed me in my past
by removing my testicles. I have detached from
the memory just as my balls were detached from me.
17. Creative energy surges through me and leads
me to dig. A lot.
18. Many people look up to me and recognize my
worth; I am admired. My belly is always rubbed.
19. I wake up today with strength in my heart.
And immediately go back to sleep for ten hours.
20. I am a powerhouse; I am indestructible. Watch
me run in front of a car!
21. Walk time????? Walk time!!!!!!
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