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Braving the Elements
by Edmund Conti

Oxygen 
Carbon
Copper 
Iron 
Neon 
Helium
Gold 
Silver
Lead 
Mercury
Tin 
Zinc
Hydrogen 
Arsenic 
Calcium 
Chlorine 
Iodine 
Krypton 
Nickel 
Platinum 
Silicon 
Sodium 
Sulfur 
Uranium 
Aluminum 
Cobalt 
Radon 
Palladium               
tent
monoxide
head
curtain
signs
balloons
fillings
-ado
poisoning
plummets
horn
sink
bomb
and old lace
deposits
odor
sting
-ite
-plating
blond
implants
pentothal
fumes
222
siding
blue
scare
ballroom