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Small-Town Brouhaha
by Martin Elster and Joan Axelrod-Contrada

Maple Hollow Community Page
21 comments
 
Hollow Market will be closed 9:30–11 a.m. in support of the Kindness Matters rally.
Regular hours resume at eleven. Please don’t block the loading alley.
 
J. Miller
Just wondering why the store is closing this morning?
 
C. Donnelly
My cousin works there—those two hours come off without warning.
 
L. Bennet
So the owner wants to change the world while docking people’s pay?
 
D. Caruso
Keep business out of politics. That used to be the way.
 
R. Hale
Cut the poor guy some slack.
He’s anything but a hack.
 
M. Ortiz
Stores close all the time for any reason,
any time of year and any season.
 
T. Kowalski
It’s not the time. It’s the principle at stake.
If he believes in causes, fine. But don’t shut down the store for a stand you take.
 
R. Cohen
The principle? Pancakes we can’t order out today!
Baby crying, dog barking—and I’m making flapjacks at home, anyway?
 
S. Feldman
Their peaches last July were mealy, hard, and green.
 
K. Wu
He rang my kale up as an “artisan green.” The markup was obscene.
 
L. Bennet
He still owes my brother twenty bucks and says he’s in the right.
 
R. Hale
He waves like he knows you. He smiled at me last night.
 
L. Bennet
He doesn’t know you. It’s a move he does whenever you’re in sight.
 
B. Larkin
Last winter he salted only half the icy walk.
 
E. Pratt
This town has lost its mind. Just listen to this talk.
 
J. Miller
Next, stores will close for weather, moods, or how we feel.
 
T. Kowalski
Exactly. Where’s the line? What’s solid anymore? What’s real?
 
M. Ortiz
Stores close all the time for any reason,
any time of year and any season.
 
P. Greene
So, we’re supposed to shift our lives each time some cause appears?
 
Unknown User
WHAT IF EVERY STORE CLOSES FOR TWO HOURS, EVERY WEEK, FOR YEARS?
 
Unknown User
THAT PROPRIETOR IS A TRAITOR!!!
 
Moderator
Hollow Market will be closed indefinitely until further notice.
Your lack of civility is what you showed us.
 
Anyone attempting to enter the establishment will be committing a crime.
No further discussion at this time. 
 
Thank you.