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Filmericks
by Martin Elster

After light-years, they came to a planet
as scenic as home, but apes ran it.
   They possessed great acumen—
   far more than the human
thinking: “This can’t be Earth. No! Or can it?”
 
(Planet of the Apes)
appeared in The Spectator

Though seduced by Elaine’s sexy mother,
Ben loses his heart to none other
   than the cuter Elaine,
   which causes folks pain—
but they’ll manage one way or another.
 
(The Graduate)

A kid who was bullied gets wise,
takes karate and wins a nice prize—
   a girlfriend—soon earning
   approval by learning
to kick people’s noses and eyes.
 
(The Karate Kid)
“I see dead people.” Then there’s a tense
chain of events without sense:
   A shrink who’d been shot
   is a ghost. If you’ve bought
the thought there are specters, you’re dense.
 
(The Sixth Sense)
Future spacemen snatch helpless cetaceans
from old Earth, then with strict calculations
   fly back to their time,
   absolved of their crime
as the aliens cease their vibrations.
 
(Star Trek IV)
Humankind must flee Earth, its crops failing,
find how gravity functions for sailing
   their ships to the stars.
   With a robot named TARS,
time dilation effects, danger wailing,
 
the hero, with hopefulness, dives
in a massive black hole and survives,
   transmits an equation
   (a crucial occasion!)
and thereby saves millions of lives.
 
While the science behind this bestseller
may puzzle your gal or your feller,
   its visuals galore
   combined with the score
are what’s made this great film so darned stellar.
 
(Interstellar)