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Come Out and Play II: Zander's Solution
by Michael S. Collins

Harry marvelled at Zanders ability to sum up a situation and its solution in one breath. He walked over to the open window. Dennis spotted him.

"Hey, Harry, what’s keeping you? Come out and play!"

The other sheep all laughed. Harry gulped.

"Why are you so mean to me?" He said quickly.

The question caught Dennis off guard. "What do you mean?" said the bully.

"Why do you pick on me?"

Dennis thought about this. "Well", he said, "Because you are you, and I am me, and I'd rather you were no longer you, and no one else seems to disagree.  That’s how things are."

Harry dived out of the way as a stray rock almost hit him. Zander looked indignant as his aged features lit up.

"You mean to say they hunt you because they feel your life has no merit. How terrible can these creatures be? Young Master Dennis needs to be brought down a peg or two in society. He's twice your age after all!"

"I'm use to it" was all Harry said before he was drowned out by another chant of "Come out and Play".

"You've played enough for today, Harry." said Zander. He noticed the burn mark on Harry's arm.

"Oh I am sorry", he said, "Does that still hurt?"

Harry followed his friends gaze. "No no, it’s getting better. Just stings a bit."

"Thank goodness", said Zander, whose eyes lit up very brightly, the merest hint of a smile forming. "Harry, you know how an invitation is being handed out here?"

"Yes."

"Would you mind ever so much if I took the invite. Only I am looking forward to meeting young Dennis."

Harry returned Zander's smile. "Of course."

"Come out and play" was the call of the street. "Coming" said Zander. And he spread open his wings and flew out of the window. The yelps of surprise soon followed. Perhaps the size of Zander surprised the hoodlums. Or his fire breathing trick. The noise outside proved he was showing it off at that very moment. Harry's mother came into the room to sort out his laundry.

"Mum, Zander's playing with Dennis."

"That’s lovely, dear."

The boy smiled. "Yes, isn't it!"

~*~*~*~*~*~

Zander sat on the curb, watching the others scarper. "Perhaps I have overdone the fire", he thought, looking at the charred black pavement. At least it seemed to have taught some nasty little boys a harsh but valuable life lesson. Harry was a special little boy. A special little boy whose imagination meant no one would ever believe he had a real live friend like Zander. So few little boys are willing to make friends with such people.

A front door opened. A woman stepped out onto the street, ostensibly to complain about the noise. She stopped dead in her tracks.

"Oh my god, it's a flaming dragon!" She said.

"Don't worry lady", said Zander smoothly, "I don't really exist. I'm just a needy little boy's imaginary friend."